Saturday, April 16, 2011

If You Put Your Patio Furniture Out in April...

It will snow at least 6 inches.

If you get out your rake and think about cleaning up your yard as you admire the fresh green shoots of grass that just appeared, you will wake up to this outside your bedroom window.

If you think about watering anything that might have started growing in your yard in the last two weeks when it got up to almost 70 degrees, the snow will pile up on top of this.


I'm going back to bed.

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